Oppo Wingman Game!

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
02/25/2014 at 17:19 • Filed to: None

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So when I read this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I noticed Brian, the life of, responded in yes/no/maybe/lol fashion, so I did the same w/o looking at his answers. I was shocked to find that our answers differed quite a bit and realized we'd make great wingmen! So... !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , let's see just how much our answers vary.

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RULES! Answer each column with YES/NO/MAYBE , the last column I don't give a shit, but match ONE through TWELVE up with a strippers from top to bottom .

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! N/A POWAAAHH > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 17:22

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Can't edit?


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > N/A POWAAAHH
02/25/2014 at 17:24

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Oops, now can of editings.


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > N/A POWAAAHH
02/25/2014 at 17:33

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Hello long lost brother.


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 17:35

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I'll be quick.

No to all except 3. She is a Maybe


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Lekker
02/25/2014 at 17:38

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lol it's like some of them were photographed at their worst, making this a tough thing to decide.

It needs a middle picture "what do you look like on a typical day around lunch time?" That's when people are awake, dressed and all that good stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 17:41

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This. Every profile (or something like a personal card) should have you at 3 stages: best, worst and average. I do however happen to think real beauty does not require make-up. Which usually makes it tough since most women plaster their face in it.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 17:43

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Thus the "Maybe" option ;)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 17:48

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I'd doink Carrell.


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 17:49

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This is a very good point. There was a picture roll going around of a bunch of pornstars before and after makeup and I've gotta wonder if it's literally immediately before they start to apply makeup. If you get a good scrub down (like before a professional makeup application) it's going to agitate your skin a bit and make you look worse than you normally would.


Kinja'd!!! N/A POWAAAHH > Lekker
02/25/2014 at 17:50

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Kinja'd!!! Lekker > N/A POWAAAHH
02/25/2014 at 18:26

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I am actually quite touched. Right in the feels yo


Kinja'd!!! N/A POWAAAHH > Lekker
02/25/2014 at 18:46

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Same here


Kinja'd!!! Racescort666 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 19:44

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Here's mine: No, no, yes, maybe, yes, yes, no maybe, no, no, no, yes, hell yes. I tried to visualize somewhere partway between gross and face paint so I think some of my no'a turned into maybe's and some maybe's turned into yes's.

I should probably mention though, I totally dig chicks with tattoos.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/25/2014 at 22:44

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No to all but 3 and 12. I know a girl that is a professional makeup artist. Given enough time it's crazy what can be done with makeup.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
02/26/2014 at 08:10

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coupled with a dark strip club + booze, the sky is the limit.